Top 10 Reasons to Homeschool

There’s nothing like a little humor to liven up your day, right? Take a peek at these two funny lists of reasons to homeschool.

Parents’ Top Ten Reasons to Homeschool

Parents, these are your top reasons for homeschooling.

1. You get to shop for all kinds of fun educational books and toys every year.
2. You can teach your kids to pray in school without getting fired.
3. Your children can bring a knife to school without getting expelled.
4. You get to learn subjects like Algebra, Biology, and Trigonometry all over again.
5. You get to decorate your house with science experiments and art projects.
6. You get to explain to people a hundred times why you homeschool. (Maybe they’ll catch on someday)
7. You know that your kids are actually learning something.
8. You get to enjoy the interesting stares or glares you get from people who see you and your kids out shopping on a school day.
9. The only drugs your kids will be exposed to are in the medicine cabinet.
10. You’ll practically have a B.A. in Education by the time all of your kids graduate.

Kids’ Top Ten Reasons to Homeschool

Kids, here are your funny reasons for homeschooling.

1. Your school lunches are actually tasty and edible.
2. You don’t have to get up early to catch a bus.
3. You don’t have to raise your hand to speak.
4. Your teacher loves you.
5. You don’t have to worry about forgetting your assignments at home because you already are home.
6. You don’t need to ask for a pass to go to the bathroom.
7. You can do school in your PJs.
8. You get to do fun projects like building a bird house, sewing a skirt, or designing a web page for a grade.
9. You can bring your pet to school.
10. The only bullies you have to worry about are your older siblings.

I really don't know who wrote this. But, this was sent to me and wanted to share with my bloggers.  Enjoy. Its cute.